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Paid $2 to get my iPhone 5 unlocked online. Was skeptical, but worked within about an hour.
If this is what I look like thin, get me to a McDonalds.
Oooof. Buckle up.
I think I cringed harder at this video than any beheading ever.
My PayPal account was raped in the night. Over a dozen transactions to Wal-Marts in Georgia. Someone must have swiped my card and made a fake. They emptied thousands and left me with $158. Let’s see how fast PayPal handles this.
This is when I knew I wanted to not ever do any real work for a living.
If you live in the Phoenix/Scottsdale/general Arizona area, come see me this weekend. I’m headlining four shows that will be sooooo funny and stuff, guys. Details and tickets at www.pmelt.com!
High and tight. #sunday #funday
I'm a comedian living in Los Angeles, CA. I like to make people laugh and write things. I can make you laugh or write things for you. Go ahead and try me.
