May 2012
20 posts
Patrice O'Neal - The Comedian Comedians Were... →
April 2012
7 posts
March 2012
1 post
February 2012
2 posts
Yelp! Review: Yummy Cupcakes in Burbank
I get it. Cupcakes are hot right now. Everyone is running around in the streets screaming “OMG! Have you had cupcakes?” Yes. I’ve had cupcakes. I’m 32. But there’s all these TV shows and stuff, and everyone baking like there’s no tomorrow. So I wanted to see what the fuss was about. Here’s a spoiler alert: it’s about cupcakes, If you’re like...
January 2012
4 posts
Funny Republicans: Why don’t Romney, Santorum, and... →
Interesting piece on how not one of the Republican candidates is funny.
(Note: I’ve never really stopped and considered any president humorous, with the exception of the occasional well-delivered speech at the White House Correspondents dinner.)
December 2011
6 posts
November 2011
11 posts
“Oh look, he’s becoming a girl!”
– Me, watching True Life: I’m changing my sex, when a brother started crying because his sister was becoming a dude.
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Comment from a video of mine on YouTube
It's a video about a muslim guy on a plane I was on, full of exaggeration, for that pesky humor effect. This woman clearly is baffled why my speech is inaccurate.
Stupid Bitch: Rocking back and forth? Muslims don't do that. Jews do. And, by the way, how does he know the man was reading the Quran if he can't understand nor read the ''scripting f****** language that looks like child drawings''?
Me: Hey, way to get humor, stupid. Did the stage, microphone, audience or laughter clue you in to the fact that their jokes? Do you yell at movies when they get things wrong or stretch truths.
I bet your vagina eats humor like it eats toilet paper.
