November 2009
20 posts
“Douchebag.”
– Me, after being asked by a gas station cashier what the most popular costume is this year.
WatchHappy Halloween.
October 2009
97 posts
Symphony of Destruction - Megadeth
Superman’s Dead - Our Lady Peace
Stand and Deliver - Sugar Ray
Caring is Creepy - The Shins
Karma Police - Radiohead
Maybe the best lyrics...
Wow.
Someone just tried to sell me cocaine in the Atlanta airport. I declined for two reasons:
1) I don’t do cocaine (particularly in airports)
2) I don’t want to know where he hid it to smuggle it past security.
“Fat girls are ok as long as they’re younger. Once they get old it becomes...”
– Overheard conversation
Let Go - Frou Frou
“Hi Patrick: In answer to your email of 4/15/08, yes thats right, 4/15/08. ...”
– Actual email from a comedy club booker in response to an email I sent 18 months ago.
Blood Energy Potion
I guess this energy drink is capitalizing on all the TrueBlood/Twilight crap. Where did this vampire love trend come from? What a bunch of dark, depressed pussies these kids today are.
It’s an energy drink in a pouch that resembles an IV bag. I guess it’s cool. If you like gross things or want to be trendy.
http://livingwithbloodlust.com
Sic Transit Gloria - Brand New
I’m just sitting in my car and waiting for...
Missed the Boat - Modest Mouse
Brothers on a Hotel Bed - Death Cab for Cutie
Interracial couple denied marriage license in La. →
I would totally go kick this judges ass if I had a time machine to get to him.
What a tool.
My Apology - The Get Up Kids
“Drinking decaf coffee is like making out with a hooker who doesn’t have...”
– Me (I realize I may have a problem)
Strawberry Letter 23 - The Brothers Johnson
Pointless Posts
Someone I knew from high school on Facebook updated their status to “Please keep my friend Juan in your thoughts.”
How about this: no.
I don’t know Juan. I barely know you. And here’s the thing: I don’t care. Does that make me a bad person? I don’t care. I don’t care if Juan crashes his Delorean head-first into a tree. It’s not my concern. Not...
Such Great Heights - Ben Folds
