December 2009
28 posts
Dec 29th
Dec 27th
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HP looking in to claims that webcams can't see...
Apparently HP’s new motion tracking webcams have a hard time identifying black people’s faces. Pretty damn hilarious. (via CNN)
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
“I named my daughter Araya. You know—like A-ray-a sunshine?”
– White Trash IHOP Waitress
Dec 24th
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Dec 21st
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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An Argument for Abortion
Moron: When are you going to Vegas?
Me: What?
Moron: I heard you were moving to California?
Me: Yeah?
Moron: So, when?
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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“You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and play around...”
– Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 10th
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“You know you look exactly like Adam Sandler, right?”
– Drunk guy at my show
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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WatchWatch
Holy hell. Full episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 are up on Hulu now. I recently downloaded every episode off a torrent bought the full DVD library.
Dec 10th
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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WTF Robin Williams?
Robin Williams in known throughout the comedy community as a joke thief and a complete hack comic. I’ve heard stories of him paying people off when they sue him for stealing their jokes, and I’ve seen him do jokes that I know aren’t his. And yet somehow he is revered by people. I don’t get it. He’s annoying and borderline intolerable when he is babbling on stage, and...
Dec 9th
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“Hey, Ricky. It’s mommy. I guess I just missed you. Well, I’ll catch...”
– Random voicemail I just received
Dec 9th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 3rd
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