HP looking in to claims that webcams can't see...
Apparently HP’s new motion tracking webcams have a hard time identifying black people’s faces. Pretty damn hilarious. (via CNN)
I named my daughter Araya. You know—like A-ray-a sunshine?– White Trash IHOP Waitress
An Argument for Abortion
Moron: When are you going to Vegas?
Moron: I heard you were moving to California?
Moron: So, when?
You’re a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and play around...– Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
You know you look exactly like Adam Sandler, right?– Drunk guy at my show
Holy hell. Full episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 are up on Hulu now. I recently downloaded every episode off a torrent bought the full DVD library.
WTF Robin Williams?
Robin Williams in known throughout the comedy community as a joke thief and a complete hack comic. I’ve heard stories of him paying people off when they sue him for stealing their jokes, and I’ve seen him do jokes that I know aren’t his. And yet somehow he is revered by people. I don’t get it. He’s annoying and borderline intolerable when he is babbling on stage, and...
Hey, Ricky. It’s mommy. I guess I just missed you. Well, I’ll catch...– Random voicemail I just received